THE WOMAN AND THE DEVIL

 

BOBA IR VELNIAS

 

Translated from Lithuanian by Gloria O’Brien

 

Buvo kitąsyk toks žmogus.  Jis vedė, ir pasitaikė labai nedora žmona ......

 

Once there was a man, who happened to marry a very unpleasant woman who made his life a misery.  She was difficult to live with and impossible to please.  She would invent all sorts of unreasonable jobs for him, and he was never able to complete them, no matter how he tried.  And so this poor fellow passed his time cursing each day of his life.  And they say that he who curses while living in this world, sinks into Hell upon his death.

 

And so it happened to this man: when he died, devils carried his soul off to Hell.  Once a soul has entered Hell, certainly the devils will not greet them with kisses, and they began to apply all kinds of tortures.  But, the more they tormented him, the more he laughed at them.   Amazed by his behavior,  they asked:

 

“What are you laughing at?  Everyone who ends up here screams and weeps uncontrollably, and you just laugh!”

 

He answered, “While among the living, I suffered far more from my wife’s treatment, than anything you have attempted here.  I am well accustomed to torture, and this is nothing.”

 

One devil thought a bit about this, and then told him, “Well, now, I will have to go and see this woman for myself.”  He changed himself into a handsome young man, and finding her at home, approached her saying:  “I have heard that you are a widow, how about marrying me?”

 

The woman, pleased to have such a handsome fellow at hand, jumped at the chance and they were immediately married.  One or two days passed quietly, but then her character asserted itself, and she began to load her young husband down with work and other torments.  Now, our friend the devil was strong and agile enough, but still, he couldn’t complete all the jobs she gave him.

 

Life with the woman was tough, and when the devil had had enough, he dropped everything and took off running.  The woman, seeing that he was leaving her, ran right after him.  She was closing in on him, when, spying an old man raking hay, he asked:  “Old man, if you will hide me someplace in this hay, I will repay you well.”  The man covered him with a big haystack.

 

The woman ran up and questioned the old farmer:   “Did you see a fellow just running past here?”  “I haven’t seen anyone”, he answered.  The woman looked all around, saw nothing, and turned, muttering to herself:  “Guess it’s no good trying to find that Satan”. 

 

The devil, hearing his name spoken, actually began to tremble in fear of being found.  But the woman, after a lot of cursing, turned around and went home.  The devil, safe now, came out from under the haystack and ran into the woods, where he dug out a black kettle from under a tree.  He gave the kettle, full of gold pieces, to the farmer and returned to the safety of Hell.

 

Once there, he spoke to the man: “I don’t know how you were able to live with that woman for so many years, as I couldn’t stand it for less than a year.  So, go wherever you want, away from Hell, as we all know that you have done your penance on earth.”

 

And the devils let him leave Hell, but where he went from there, I surely do not know.

 

 

 

Source:

From Lietuviškos Pasakos  -   “Lithuanian Fairy-tales”

Compiled by Dr. Jonas Balys

Published in 1951 by the Lithuanian Book Club, Chicago

 

© English Translation - Gloria O’Brien 2005

 

This article was printed in Bridges Sept 2005

 

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